Bad Idea: Resting in the middle of a chase scene.

Good Idea: Using plastic forks when you're in a rush.

Bad idea: trying to kill someone with plastic forks.

Good idea: buying a car.

Bad Idea: Buying a really shitty car.

Good Idea: Trying to help people stay awake.

Bad idea: trying to keep people awake when they should be asleep.

Good idea: Morrowind PC.

Bad Idea: Morrowind on a really shitty PC.

Good Idea: learning to tie your shoelaces.

Bad idea: buying shoes with no shoelaces.

Good idea: birthday parties.

Bad Idea: Mistiming them on purpose.

Good Idea: Making sure you're killing the right guy.

Bad idea: making sure you're not killing the right guy.

Good idea: defending yourself.

Bad Idea: Defending yourself with a nerf gun.

Good Idea: Repairing your weapons.

Bad idea: attacking somebody and saying it was self defense.
Bad idea: taking them apart, then forgetting to clean them.

Good idea: knowing how to defend yourself.

Bad idea: not using that knowledge.

Good idea: getting a good lawyer.

Bad Idea: Getting that lawyer every time you mess up.

Good Idea: Keeping your batteries fresh.

Bad idea: keeping your batteries in the fridge.

Good idea: coffee.

Bad Idea: Coffee in your lap.

Good Idea: Saving your money for important things.

Bad idea: saving your money for pr0n

Good idea: keeping you money away from that dirty business.

Bad idea: paying for that dirty business with your kidneys.
_{You'll need them.}

Good idea: doing things moderately.

Bad Idea: Doing awesome things moderately.

Good Idea: Taking time to be yourself.

Bad idea: taking time to impersonate people.

Good idea: just one more post before going to sleep.

Bad idea: Saying that, then posting one (hundred) more.

Good idea: Saving money.

Bad idea: saving money in a random box in the road.

Good idea: listening to tasteful music.

Bad idea: listening to tasteful music with tasteless people.

Good idea: talking to others when lonely.

Bad idea: talking to others while nobody else is around you.

Good idea: going things over in your mind.

Bad idea: Going over things in your mind with all your different personalities.

Good idea: Thinking over some questionable decisions.

Bad Idea: Thinking over some questionable decisions under oath.

Good Idea: Watching the News.

Bad idea: Watching Fox News.

Good idea: Having friends in many places.

Bad Idea: Having friends in your head.

Good Idea: Letting Steven Speilburg make a movie.

Bad Idea: Letting him remake a movie.

Good Idea: Burning stupid people for power.

Bad idea: Burning power for stupid people.

Good idea: Becoming omnipotent.

Bad Idea: Becoming impotent

Good Idea: Establishing a new imperial order.

Bad Idea: Being overthrown whilst establishing aforementioned order.

Good Idea: Dressing appropriately for the cold weather.

Bad idea: Dressing for winter in the summer
Good idea: learning to use computers

Bad Idea: Learning from an old man who thinks hitting them with a stick turns them on.

Good Idea: Brushing your teeth at night.

Bad idea: Doing as the Romans did: Brushing them with urine.

Good Idea: Building your own car out of several other cars.

Bad idea: Building your own car out of several other people.

Good idea: Decorating your house.

Bad Idea: Decorating it in shit.

Good Idea: Using HDR.