Bad Idea: Trying them both at the same time in a hellish combination of the two.
^{Hey there Steam Whistle!
Welcome to the Escapist!
Care to share what brought you here?}

Good Idea: Getting in on a scheme.

Bad idea: Getting in on the scheme to kill you and steal away your collar bone.

^{You realize you were the only one to ever welcome me here, right Bob?}

Good idea: Not becoming involved in self-mutilation.

Bad Idea: Not being involved in mutilating other people.
^{Woah.
Really?
I feel special now!}

Good Idea: Imposing limitations.
^{and with that, I'm off for the night.
Goodbye, all!}

Bad idea: Imposing limitations on the amount of food you will eat.

^{Well you should. Because then I posted so much that people didn't bother to welcome me anymore xD
Goodnight, Uncle Bob.}

Good idea: Making sure you don't miss your bus.

Bad idea: riding on the outside of the bus.

Good idea: going to other countries.

Ren3004:
Bad idea: riding on the outside of the bus.

Good idea: going to other countries.

Bad idea: Destroying other countries.

Good idea: Bringing a plant to your office.

Bad Idea: Bringing a very carnivorous plant to your office.

Good Idea: Mini corndogs!
^{And a hearty welcome to you too, Hertzey!}

Bad idea: mini satan.

Good idea: staying away from that sewage.
^{Welcome to the escapist, Hertzey.}

Bad Idea: Staying away from it by entering my room unannounced.

Good Idea: Getting people to lower their guard.

Bad idea: getting your allies to lower their guard.

Good idea: winning the war.
_{Welcome to the Escapist and to this thread, Hertzey.
If you wish to join the dark side, please see me after class.}

Bad Idea: Winning it by mauling your own civilian populace. They don't like that.

Good Idea: Being charismatic.

Bad idea: Being charismatic in dangerous situations.

Good idea: Laying down the law.

Bad idea: breaking the law in front of a cop.

Good idea: making new friends.

Bad Idea: Making them with bribes.

Good Idea: Watching the Daily Show.

Bad idea: watching paint dry.

Good idea: having fun.

Bad idea: Having fun NINJA'ING NEONBOB!

Good Idea: Playing Morrowind.

Bad idea: spending all your time playing Morrowind.

Good idea: keeping a nuclear arsenal.

Bad Idea: Not telling me where it is.

Good Idea: Making a lighting gun.

Bad idea: testing it on yourself.

Good idea: making a railgun.

Bad Idea: Making it and expecting it to work.

Good Idea: Building a giant catapult.

Bad idea: catapulting yourself.

Good idea: The Escapist.

Bad Idea: Angering the escapist

Good Idea: Eating plenty of cheese

Bad idea: eating only cheese. Especially if you're lactose intolerant.

Good idea: welcoming people to the Escapist.
_Welcome.

Bad Idea: Welcoming them with gunfire.
^{Hello emenar. Welcome to the site!}

Good Idea: Being the alpha male.

Bad idea: acting all macho in the middle of a battle. You know, by taking off your armor and running at the enemy.

Good idea: becoming invisible.

Bad Idea: Doing so in the middle of rush hour.

Good Idea: Keeping your mind active.

Bad idea: doing so by constantly elaborating plans to murder people.

Good idea: closing the door when you're in the toilet.

Bad Idea: failing to close a broken door

Good idea: stocking up on coffee

Bad Idea: Stocking up on overly fancy coffee.

Good Idea: Fighting your enemies head on.

Bad idea: fighting your enemies with no head.

Good idea: taking good care of your computer.

Bad idea: Doing so by setting it on fire.

Good idea: Reading a book.

Bad idea: reading a book backwards.

Good idea: laughing at something funny.

Bad Idea: Laughing at something not universally funny, at a bad time.

Good Idea: Replaying a fun game.

Bad idea: replaying a game that is meant to only be played once.

Good idea: knowing the definition of violent words.

Bad Idea: Spreading the knowledge without properly explaining them.

Good Idea: Placing explosives in the right place.