Bad idea: Breathing continuously in carbon monoxide.

Good idea: Not staying up too late.

Bad idea: Staying up for 3 days straight.

Good idea: Cleaning your teeth with a toothbrush.

Bad idea: Cleaning a Sharks teeth with a toothbrush

Good idea: Eating a Cake

bad idea eating 5000 cakes

good idea jogging daily

Bad idea: jogging on the freeway.

Good idea: avoiding danger.

Bad Idea:avoiding danger so you run into danger (Avoiding a bus to fall into a spike pit.)

Godd Idea:Staying clear of Ren3004 cuz he thinks 10 people can destroy a clone army of 200.

Bad idea: coming near Ren3004 because he wants to kill you.

Good idea: learning martial arts.

Bad Idea: Learning them from a drunken monk.

Good Idea: Replacing your liver.

Bad idea: replacing it with a kidney.

Good idea: drinking moderately.

Bad idea: Drinking around a mod.

Good idea: Random item creation.

Bad idea: Random disease creation.

Good idea: Healing the sick.

Bad Idea: Trying to heal the nearly dead sick.

Good Idea: Cleaning your needles.

Bad idea: Cleaning your needles.

_{Bob, we all care about you and that's why we need to talk...}

Good idea: Intervention

Bad Idea: Intervention at a bad time.
^{Heh.
I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!
*dashes for door*}

Good Idea: Medicine.

Bad idea: medicine from the shady guy on the corner.

_{If you continue this lifestyle, bob, we can't allow you to live here anymore.}

Good idea: tough love.

Bad idea: love that is so tough it kills.

Good idea: love in general.

Bad idea: loving a general

Good idea: Being a general

Bad Idea: Being General Custer. Y'know...Generally.

Good Idea: Loving the one you're with.

Bad idea: Loving the one you're with when you're alone.

Good idea: Eating pizza.

Bad Idea: Eating it without MEAT.
^{I'LL NEVER LEAVE!
YOU CAN'T MAKE MEEE!
X-D}

Good Idea: Brushing your teeth.

Bad idea: Brushing your teeth with steel wool.

_What????

Bad idea: Staring at goats.

Bad Idea: Making two bad ideas.
^{I was continuing our little exchange from earlier :-P}

Good Idea: Trying to confuse the masses.

Bad idea: COnfusing the ambulance coming to your house.

_{oh, yeah! Well, if you're gonna live under my roof, you're gonna live by my rules!}

Good idea: Respecting your elders.

Bad Idea: Respecting them when they prove completely incompetent.
^{FINE!
I'll just go live out on the STREETS, then!
With my FRIENDS!}

Good Idea: Making road blocks.

Bad idea: Making road blocks out of glass.

_{Gosh everyone, shouldn't we stop him?
No, Billy...he needs to kick this on his own. We've done all we can. It's up to Bob now.}

Good idea: Listening to reason!

Bad idea: listening to a crazy hobo's reason.

^{But what if he gets eaten by hobos?! Think of his future!}

Good idea: GTFO my server.

Bad idea: Telling Jesus to GTFO your server.

_{It's a chance we have to take. We can't keep enabling his habit.}

Good idea: Not going to 4chan.

Bad Idea: Going there every day.
^{I'M STILL GONE!
I'm going to raise an army of hobos, and THEN YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY!}

Good Idea: Learning how to behave online.

Bad idea: Learning how to behave online from youtube posters.

_{Look, if you'll just spend some time in this nice rehab facility health spa, we'd love to have you back!}

Good idea: Tying your shoes.

Bad Idea: Tying them to a truck that is going off on a cross country trip.
^{NEVAR.
The last time I went to a place like that, there were huggy people in white, and annoying jackets.
NEVER AGAIN!
*runs off*}

Good Idea: Wearing socks to bed.

Bad idea: wearing socks in the shower.

_{That's too bad Bob, considering we've slaughtered your hobo army.}

Good idea: Wishing a friend a happy birthday.

Bad idea: Not specifying who's birthday it was.

^{But... Uncle Bob...!}

Good idea: Concentrating on the task at hand.

Bad idea: Not concentrating whilst juggling chainsaws.

_{G'nite all.}

Good idea: Not juggling chainsaws.

Bad Idea: Not doing so when it's your main form of combat.
^{Even the special drinking division?
FUCK.
I knew I couldn't count on them.
What's the name of the place?}

Good night, Goat!

Good Idea: Keeping an eye on the clock

Bad Idea: Being a henchman

Good Idea: Try your local employment agency or become famous on youtube.