Bad idea: only having one joke.

Good idea: turning the lights off when you go to bed.

Bad idea: turning the lights off when you wake up.

Good idea: getting a good haircut.

Bad idea: getting a haircut that makes you look like a retard.

Good idea: turning the stove off!

Bad idea: turning the stove off when you're cooking.

Good idea: spelling correctly.

Bad idea: spelling "liek diss"

Good idea: punctuation.

Bad Idea% Wrong-punctuation~

Good Idea: Not buying things on impulse.

Bad idea: buying everything you see.

Good idea: zero punctuation.

Bad idea: Rickrolling the star of ZP.

Good idea: Being there to see it.

Bad idea: being on the receiving end of the hammer.

Good idea: living up to Full Life Consequences! *cookie for reference*

Bad Idea: Referencing something from Half-Life 2.

Good Idea: Dubbing Naruto Shippuden

Bad idea: Disney dubbing Naruto Shippuden

Good idea: Pink Floyd
Edit: your cookie shall come in the mail in ~a week

Bad Idea: Listening to Pink Floyd when you don't enjoy them.

Good Idea: Using high explosives to solve problems.

Bad idea: using high explosives to solve problems.

Good idea: solving problems with reason.

Bad idea: solving a murderer's problems of how to kill yet another with reason.

Good idea: Not giving in to temptation.

Bad idea: tempting people.

Good idea: protecting you kids from large bears (I'm looking at you pedobear...)

Bad Idea: Being in such close proximity to pedobear that you can see him.

Good idea: Brushing your teeth every morning.

Bad idea: brushing your teeth with the brush you used to clean your toilet.

Good idea: reading a good book.

Bad Idea: Reading a good book while driving a race car.

Good Idea: Learning to control fire with your eyebrows.

Bad idea: Reading Twilight.

Good Idea: Welcoming Empireth to the escapist, since only one person did :p

Bad Idea: Welcoming everyone, even the trolls.
^{HEY! I did that!
:-P}

Good Idea: Learning how to stab correctly.

Bad idea: learning how to get stabbed.

Good idea: Giving Chuck Norris a wide berth.

Bad Idea: Not killing that internet meme.

Good Idea: Fixing a broken bone.

Bad Idea: Not getting a cast for said broken bone, and then getting into a fight.

Good Idea: Becoming a Vigilante

Bad idea: getting arrested for killing killers.

Good idea: good cops.

Bad Idea: Putting them up against better robbers.

Good Idea: Learning to weld.

Bad idea: trying to weld when you don't know how.

Good idea: having a job.

Bad idea: having a job when you have no time to work.
^{(Damn you, after school rehearsals!)}

Good idea: Learning time management.

Bad idea: not knowing how to manage your time.

Good idea: metal music

Bad idea: blasting metal with someone who hates it. (I know, blasphemy, right?)

Good idea: not being sick.

Bad Idea: Not being sick ever, and having your immune system rot away.

Good Idea: Spreading your views.

Bad idea: spreading your poop

Good idea: Exercising

Bad idea: Exorcising.

Good idea: Trying new things.

Bad idea: Trying new suicides.

Good idea: Making new friends.

Bad idea: Making new enemies

Good idea: using a coupon for a sale

Bad idea: using an expired coupon from the wrong store.

Good idea: Not talking to strangers.