Bad idea: Being frozen.

Good idea: Internet porn.

Bad idea: Going outside in Canadian winters with no extra clothing.
Bad idea: trusting 4chan

Good idea: Not stalking people.

Bad Idea: *sigh* Stalking people.

Good Idea: Falcon Punching.

Bad idea: Literal Falcon Punching.

Good Idea: Being calm

Bad Idea: Being Dead Calm.

Good Idea: Going on a cruise.

Bad idea: going outside of the ship.

Good idea: taking medical exams every once in a while.

Bad idea: Jumping from plane with no parachute

Good idea: Jumping from plane with no parachute if Heather from eastenders is on plane

(Quick note to say i don't watch eastenders i get forced)

Bad idea: not answering the previous poster.

Good idea: taking medical exams every once in a while.

Bad Idea: Taking "every once in a while" to mean every twenty years.
^{Well, most people think that posting 100x in a day is odd.
They're the odd ones, really.
Welcome to the forum games, Empireth!}

Good Idea: Slacking off.

Bad idea: sacking all your employees.

Good idea: getting that big green throbbing lump in the back of your head checked.

Bad idea: Getting that big green throbbing lump in your big green throbbing lump collection checked.

Good idea: Not throwing a flashbang in close quarters.

Bad idea: throwing a flashbang when there's no one else around.

Good idea: learning to drive.

Bad Idea: Learning to drive in a pinto.

Good Idea: Buying a tank.

Bad idea: buying a Left4Dead tank.

Good idea: kicking ass.

Bad idea: Kicking your own ass. (It hurts...)

Good idea: Eating bacon

Bad idea: eating only bacon.

Good idea: paying attention in class.

Bad Idea: Paying attention to the girl in front of you during class.

Good Idea: Making a conductive contribution to life.

Bad idea: becoming a conductor (and not the one relating to music)

Good idea: growing a sexy beard/mustache.

Bad Idea: Doing so if you're a female.

Good Idea: Shaving your face if you have an OCD girl.

Bad idea: growing a massive beard if your a girl.

Good idea: pretty girls.

Bad idea: petty girls.

Good idea: moderate drinking.

Bad Idea: Moderate drinking of mercury.

Good Idea: Having enough motivation to go to class.

Bad idea: having enough motivation to kill yourself.

Good idea: spending time with your friends.

Bad idea: Spending time with your stalker friends.

Good idea: Being spontaneous when necessary.

Bad idea: spontaneous combustion.

Good idea: finding a cure for cancer.

Bad idea: Finding the cure for cancer then forgetting it.

Good idea: Taking notes.

Bad idea: taking other people's notes.

Good idea: winning a Nobel prize.
_{I have to go... Got this little thing called "classes".}

Bad idea: Winning a Nobel prize then leaving it on stage.

Good idea: Drinking at the weekends.

_Bye!

Bad idea: Drinking poison at the weekends.

Good idea: Dr House.

Bad idea:Dr Home

Good Idea:Buying a shotgun.

Bad idea: buying a shotgun, then shooting yourself with it.
_{Too messy...}

Good idea: killing time.

Bad Idea: Killing old man time.

Good Idea: Making tea.

Bad idea: dropping hot tea on yourself.

Good idea: if you're in a horror film, don't split up.

Bad idea: If you're in a horror film, letting the villain 'Split you up'.

Good idea: Staying away from Cliches'.

Bad idea: following every single cliché.

Good idea: watching good TV shows.