"Wow, MegaMan Battle Network Universe was cool!" I say, secretly pretty dissapointed that I missed a whole story arc and appearing in a flash of internet.
"Wow, Bryghtside, you got almost as hot as your sister!" I cop a feel of Bryghtside. "Actually, you're a little bigger..."

*wakes up*LAAAAAWWWWWRRREEENNNCE did you see something? "a strange man with a portal sir."oh. bring me a bottle of jack with an umbrella in it.

"Say, guys, where do you want to go next?" I ask. "Sam, why don't you pick?"

"Does this thing do Eroge? Because I'd really like to-"

"On second thoughts, I'll leave the picking to Cougar."

"ah ha! i got it" while pointing my finger in the air like an idiot

"minions build a dark fortress in the middle of the space rift, they have to pass through here sometime in order to reach the other worlds."

"Hold on, what?" I ask. "You're asking for a direction for the plot to head in?" I shake my head. "I remember back when this game was formed. We'd happily kill each other for hours on end using whatever we could find. But now? You're asking me for plot advancement!? No. This... Isn't the RP I joined." I walk out into the parking lot, and lower my staple gun to my head.
"Sam, what are you doing? You won't respawn if you die outside the mall!" Ren yells.
"Exactly." I close my eyes, and pull the trigger.

...Next thing I know, I'm in Hell, staring up at a very familiar cleavage. "Oh, hello. How are things?"

"Lets go to an open ended game! I know Dead Rising! Wait, thats just a mall...urm well we'll find a good one" *opens portal* "Come on!...Hey WTF just happened to Sam?!"

meanwhile

a bird flys by and I blast it with a RYNO V

"eh I'm bored"
a portal opens up showing a dark fortress
"LAAAAAWWWWWRRREEENNNCE are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"the groovitron sir?"
"yep" before the portal closes I throw a groovitron ball in (a groovitron ball makes anyone near dance like a disco reject)

sam g:
"Hold on, what?" I ask. "You're asking for a direction for the plot to head in?" I shake my head. "I remember back when this game was formed. We'd happily kill each other for hours on end using whatever we could find. But now? You're asking me for plot advancement!? No. This... Isn't the RP I joined." I walk out into the parking lot, and lower my staple gun to my head.
"Sam, what are you doing? You won't respawn if you die outside the mall!" Ren yells.
"Exactly." I close my eyes, and pull the trigger.

...Next thing I know, I'm in Hell, staring up at a very familiar cleavage. "Oh, hello. How are things?"

how do you stare up at cleavage? thats like looking down an upskirt

"Never mind sam, apparently Ren's here! Hey Ren!"

*Ren stabs me*

"What? Why?" I say, with my dying breath.

Ren morphs back into Ditto, as Cougar goes through the portal.

There is darkness.

Malevolent's voice sounds once again.

"AH'M BACK. ALSO, THE GAME"

sam g:

The plot! The plot!

Urm we're not in the mall...

"Oh shit...I say as I look up to the massive (now dancing) evil fortress. "What doe we do Sir?......Sir? Aw, shizzlesticks. In memory of Sir I facepalm.

Repeatedly.

another portal opens showing a dying sirbs
*poke with a stick the drags him through portal* LAAAAAWWWWWRRREEENNNCE get the medkit
"yes master"

starts disco dancing , "what the hell is going on!?"

the space rift starts shaking , "that cant be good..."

the rift shatters and i fall flat face first in the mall with only a handfull of minions left

"Hey, Bryghtside, welcome to Hell!" I say, helping my old chum up to his feet. "You still have that Portal Gun?" I grab the gun from Bryghtside and shoot a portal at a wall. As the other portal was still in the mall, I was capable of stepping through it, holding hands with Bryghtside's Hot Ghost Sister. "Thanks for that! Now, enjoy the rest of your eternity!" I say, closing the portal and leaving Bryghtside stranded in the underworld. I turn to his sister. "So, you wanna, like, kill everyone?"

"Back in the mall? OH GREAT ISN'T IT!!!" Luckily I still have all the gadgets from Batman:AA, and I use the 512-bit decrypter to reactiv my teleport, able to bring Sir back to the mall. Huzzah!

By the way, I now have a hybrid of my Clone Armor and the Batman cape, allowing my to glide.

Ack, ninja'd.

Can't think of anything to put, so I'll leave this blank.

looks around

"hey this place looks familiar, o well, minions we must find a way to gain access to the other minions , scout the place"

(the minions just happened to be the green ones thus are invisible, you can only tell that their there with their nasty smell)

*sneaks up on sam and throws a groovitron ball at him* DANCE MONKEY DANCE!

a green minion hears EMB yelling

it heads towards the noise and jump towards EMB ready to back stab him silly

my miniturret guns disguised as plants shoot the minion frying him

I sit there with Sir "Aw post dammit! I don't know whats going to happen to you! I need 100cc's of get your ass on the forum! Hey is that plant closer that bfore?" I get riddled with minigun fire from the plant disguised turret.

well that was a waste of groovitron...

*throws one where cougar respawns*

After what seems like an eternity of torture, just like in Doomsday Arcade Episode 6, I decide to take action.

What this will constist of, I don't know, but I reach in my saddlebag, and take out my vest of teleportation.

"HA!" I yell, but my vest is taken and thrown into a pool of lava.

I jump in, and am faced with searing amounts of pain, while seventeen devils stand around me and laugh relentlessly.

I try to lose conciousness, but I cannot - but the pain is unbearable.

I can do nothing but face the searing pain of an eternity in hell.

"Ghosts don't dance, idiot!" Bryghtside's Hot Ghost Sister (which I'm going to abbreviate to BHGS) yells, turning on BabyEater and pulling his eyes out with her bare hands, then pouring gasoline into his eye sockets and tossing a match in there.

SirBryghtside:
After what seems like an eternity of torture, just like in Doomsday Arcade Episode 6, I decide to take action.

What this will constist of, I don't know, but I reach in my saddlebag, and take out my vest of teleportation.

"HA!" I yell, but my vest is taken and thrown into a pool of lava.

I jump in, and am faced with searing amounts of pain, while seventeen devils stand around me and laugh relentlessly.

I try to lose conciousness, but I cannot - but the pain is unbearable.

I can do nothing but face the searing pain of an eternity in hell.

Um I teleported you out...

Anyway I respawn, with the uncontrollable urge to DANCE!

*burning slightly* is it hot in here?and who the hells smoking?

(o wait that works)

hears horrible screaming

"wow thats sounds like someone got there eyes lit on fire." O.o

best to stay away

SirBryghtside:

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FUCK YOU AND YOUR SCIENCE! Bitch.....Why am I angry? Ok I start to set up a pentagram to call up Sir in spirit form, ad retrieve his body with the teleport. But this will take some time.

*uses suck cannon to suck up sister ghostbuster style then points the negotiator at sam* no more ghosts kapeesh?

Time you don't have, ScaredCougar...
While BHGS (actually, you're right, Sister is a much better abbreviation, I'm gonna call her that from now on) is busy twisting BabyEater's neck around and around while screaming "A VACUUM CLEANER?! REALLY?!?!?!", I walk over to Cougar, tap him on the shoulder and punch him in the face.
"You can't get in the way of our love!" I yell, kicking Cougar while he's lying on the ground.

I eventually come out through the teleport, with sam and my sister looking on, holding EMB's ghostbuster sucker, EMB dead on the floor, riddled with staples.

I frantically point them out to Cougar, but he can't see them - only us ghosts can.

When I am fully transported to this dimension, Cougar greets me, but I disappear into the ghostbuster box, but Cougar has no idea where I've gone.

But he might have got a clue when his body became chainsawed in half.

I respawn, then launch a remote controlled batarang at the Ghostbuster box, freeing Sir.

EDIT:Dang ninjas!