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Master Looter  Posts: 1561 Joined: 18 Feb 2009     | |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3283 Joined: 22 Jul 2009    | At school. We had "Digital Sound Production" as a subject. Who was the idiot that thought that up? |
Master Looter  Posts: 2608 Joined: 25 Jul 2009     | MA-GA-RET THATCHA! Whooooooooo? |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 799 Joined: 23 Sep 2009   | DUURRR HURRRR HARHAR Can a can opener open cans? CAN it? What the hell kinda name is "Sven"? How'd a muppet like you pass selection? Eh?! |
Master Looter Posts: 2608 Joined: 25 Jul 2009 | No, it's a common misconception that can openers can open cans. They actually open tins. Where can I find plane tickets to Jurassic Park? |
Master Looter  Posts: 2232 Joined: 29 Jul 2009    | in your urethra. Go on, look! |
Power Leveler Posts: 3283 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | 42. Why are girls always in groups? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1127 Joined: 14 Jul 2009   | Dunno. How tall is the tallest tree? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3283 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Taller than the second tallest tree. Are we there yet? |
Adventurer  Posts: 209 Joined: 27 Dec 2008     | No, and shut up or I'll turn this Internet around. If the sky's the limit, how come there are footprints on the moon? And so I arrive, like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarten picnic! |
Master Looter Posts: 2232 Joined: 29 Jul 2009 | I dunno, i'm blind. If a robot does "the robot", would it still be called "the robot" or just plain dancing? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4478 Joined: 24 Jun 2009  | No, if a robot does "the robot" it sounds like (and therefore is) machine porn. Is it wrong to enjoy robot porn? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Looking For Group  Posts: 164 Joined: 11 Jul 2009  | if the porn is a robot dog only Is god real?
Life's a bitch and then you die. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4478 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Only on Thursday. Why is the sky blue? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter Posts: 2608 Joined: 25 Jul 2009 | Because if it were orange my orange-sky mod for Fallout 3 would be redundant. And any other colour is out of the question. Why do you look like that mister? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4478 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Because of the...incident Why do birds suddenly appear...every time...you're near? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3283 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Because just like me... they want to be... close to you... Why do stars fall down from the sky... every time... you walk by? |
Master Looter Posts: 1127 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | It's the apocalypse, you fool! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! You wish to part with your life, punk? |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 662 Joined: 11 Jan 2009 | Yes, please I feel lucky today! Do you enjoy the company of a small cocker spaniel? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3016 Joined: 8 Jun 2009  | Yes, very kickable. Do you enjoy being stalked by me on every RP thread you go on? |
Master Looter  Posts: 2916 Joined: 30 Jun 2008   | Yes. Yes I do. *Flashes very grotesque image towards stalker* How about now? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3016 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 | A little to the left, please. Beer? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1706 Joined: 5 Jun 2009  | Only if it's non alcoholic. What's the answer to this question? |
Master Looter Posts: 2916 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 | Sure. the answer is... *Coughs* *Nods* |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 5 Jun 2009 | *Shows indecipherable hand signs* Where do the garbage men take garbage? |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 662 Joined: 11 Jan 2009 | Garbageland! The greatest theme park in New Jersey! Why do I get slightly nervous that SirBryghtside seems to be stalking me? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3016 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 | Because he can read your thoughts. How can I read his thoughts? |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 662 Joined: 11 Jan 2009 | Because I'm very predictable Why do I get the feeling that people may get annoyed with us clogging up every other thread on here? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3283 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Because there outside you house, holding torches and pitchforks. What do you intend to do about that? |
Master Looter Posts: 1127 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | Many badgers, son. Many many badgers. Would that really be a good idea? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3283 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Have badgers ever failed? Why did I just answer a question with another question? |
Master Looter Posts: 1127 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | Yes. Also, quid? Latin, doo de doo... |
Master Looter Posts: 1706 Joined: 5 Jun 2009 | Why not? Why don't birds take a bus south for the winter? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3283 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Because they need the exercise. Why am I so incredibly charming? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4478 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | It must be the pants. When do I get my prize? I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
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Pink with Yellow Polkadots, because he was feeling fruity.
Where did you learn to click your fingers?