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Master Looter  Posts: 2530 Joined: 27 Feb 2009     | |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny  Posts: 20468 Joined: 22 Dec 2008    | It means that your mom has died a horrible death that was brought about by several legions of flying monkeys that were genetically engineered for that sole purpose. Why has nobody issued me a license to kill? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Master Looter  Posts: 1618 Joined: 15 Apr 2009     | After the "nuke the whales" fiasco i don't imagine why they should Why do birds suddenly appear? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20468 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Because I throw them at you every time I draw near. Get ready for some emus. Why can't I drive on sidewalks without the police yelling at me? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Master Looter  Posts: 1406 Joined: 9 Jun 2008    | Because you forgot to signal onto the sidewalks. How did I get to be such the public nuisance that it took three cop cars to pull me over Saturday night? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20468 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | By dragging an old lady around behind your car in a wheelchair because you didn't want to fold it up so she could ride in the car. Why the hell am I still up? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Master Looter  Posts: 1851 Joined: 9 Jan 2009    | because you`re scared that I`l murder you for stealing me pot,o,gold is Australia shaped like a doughnut and if so will a giant fat man come out of the pacific ocean and eat it. you have found the nexus to hell and now I must take my leave |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3951 Joined: 17 Jan 2009   |
Some strange irony there...coming from a guy with a picture of Sephiroth. Not to say there is anything wrong with him...>.> |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20468 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Yes and yes. And the fat man is going to be spawned from a collection of unhappy penguins from Madagascar. Will anyone give me a lightsaber? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4915 Joined: 22 Feb 2009    | Yes. BUT IT'S MADE OF MUDKIPS ;D 1, 2, 3...? |
Adventurer  Posts: 401 Joined: 11 May 2009    | 248,967 monkeys making jam out of ET's cold dead corpse. Cake or death? |
Adventurer  Posts: 264 Joined: 10 Apr 2009    | Cake of death. What color is a smell? By the power of my great-Granny's hand basket, |
Master Looter Posts: 1851 Joined: 9 Jan 2009 | it is a smelly color a smelly color that smells colorful . have you seen it. you have found the nexus to hell and now I must take my leave |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20468 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Yes I have. It was wonderful and shiny and it had boobs, too. It was incredible. Do you like getting kicked in the face? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Master Looter  Posts: 1881 Joined: 3 Apr 2009     | A: if you pay i like anything Q: What time is it |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20468 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | It is time for the world devourer to rain down death and destruction from the edges of the galaxy, and watch as we pitiful humans attempt to curtail the madness. Would you give me a chainsaw? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Power Leveler Posts: 4915 Joined: 22 Feb 2009 | Only if you pass the salt, Winfrey. IS THE ESCAPIST MAGAZINE REALLY NAZI IDEOLOGY IN DISGUISE? |
Master Looter Posts: 1881 Joined: 3 Apr 2009 | Q:Sure then all the blood from the echelon will shout yes A:Can i catch pregnancy |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20468 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Only on the third friday of every year after a blood moon. Why do people like American Idol? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Power Leveler Posts: 4915 Joined: 22 Feb 2009 | Because they're all good singers (That answer was stupid, incase you didn't pick on it) If I eat a pot noodle with a spoon, is it technichally a desert? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20468 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Nope! It's technically a small marsupial! Do you eat brains? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Power Leveler Posts: 4915 Joined: 22 Feb 2009 | Only on the third friday of every year after a blood moon. If I make my Sky+ box record a History program, will the world implode? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20468 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Yes. And I will pay you five dollars to do it. Do you use your mouse for copy/pasting? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Master Looter  Posts: 1419 Joined: 27 Feb 2009   | No, I use my mind! Why does a green velvet hat last longer than a black leather jumpsuit with flashy white stripes? Ahem |
Power Leveler Posts: 4915 Joined: 22 Feb 2009 | BECUZ OF TEH MUDKIPS. And no, I will never stop using this answer. If you mix Coke with Pepsi, what do you get? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20468 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 |
Can I shoot at cars on the highway without getting in trouble? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Master Looter Posts: 1881 Joined: 3 Apr 2009 | A: Why not I'm already doing it Q: So was bush a good prez |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20468 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Sure. If you have incredibly low standards. Can you survive falling off a bridge onto a freeway? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Master Looter Posts: 1881 Joined: 3 Apr 2009 | A: Let me try (jumps) Q: So can i fly if i flap my hands really hard |
Power Leveler Posts: 4915 Joined: 22 Feb 2009 | Only on the third friday of every year after a blood moon. Should I stop using that answer and revert back to some MUDKIPZ themed one instead? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20468 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | No. I like my answer better than the mudkips thing. How much do you love bear traps? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Power Leveler Posts: 3951 Joined: 17 Jan 2009 | As much as I love faecal matter on my bread. Why can't I order Jesus via mail? |
Master Looter  Posts: 2910 Joined: 11 Dec 2008   | because I'm Jesus. Why can't i have green sperm? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20468 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | Because you are not the hulk. Why aren't my teeth white? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Power Leveler Posts: 4915 Joined: 22 Feb 2009 | Because I did things to you in your sleep, which can happen only on the third friday of every year after a blood moon. Zombehs. GEWD OR WHUT? |
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No, I wouldn't do any of those things. That's her job
What does the phrase "your mom" actually mean, and why do people get so annoyed by it?